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*50th Birthday Wishes! Messages, Quotes: The age of 50 looks so interesting and feels like you are half-done with life, even though no one knows when the person is about to die! At the age of 50, a person is neither young nor very old and in some cases people are also very energetic.
*The 50th birthday is the golden jubilee celebration. Here are some wonderful 50th birthday quotes to keep you rocking for the next decade!
*Happy 50th birthday! May the next 50 years of your life be as fabulous as the first 50. You’re not only nifty at 50 — you’re a spiffy, gritty, thrifty, lofty and, when no one’s around, frisky 50 year old. Happy 50th birthday!
50th Birthday Wishes: Fifty is a beautiful milestone in life. Armed with all of life’s wisdom, people can still enjoy life to the fullest for many more years to come. May 06, 2019 The 50th birthday is the golden jubilee celebration. Here are some wonderful 50th birthday quotes to keep you rocking for the next decade!
Looking for some sharp, witty and entertaining funny 50th birthday quotes for that humorous speech or that amusing birthday card?Look no further, you’ve come to the right place. :-)
Here we will serve you funny birthday sayings and phrases for every taste and personal mood: sweet and cute, sarcastic and sharp and even some deeply philosophical humorous birthday quotes.
All you need to do is to dig in. It really doesn’t get any simpler that that! :-)Funny 50th Birthday Quotes on The Benefits of Age, with some Funny Birthday Sayings for Good Measure
A famous man once said: ’Life starts when you’re 50.’
All of the funny birthday quotes below will serve to illustrate how many celebrities and famous historical characters truly started their life at 50, and you may find that the following funny birthday sayings are just what your friend or loved one needs in order to get the right outlook on his or her golden years.
The tone that characterizes many of the funny quotes for the 50th birthday is typically sarcastic and slightly ambiguous, indirectly saying something along the lines of: Yes, you’re a lot smarter now than you were when you were younger (which indeed is nice), but often at the expense of the raw strength of your body and the smoothness of your face (which may seem less nice, but now that you’re smarter, wiser and aware of the true values in life, you actually don’t really care that much. :-)
Ok, enough rambling, let’s now leave the stage for some of those funny 50th birthday quotes:
Nature gives you the face you have at 20, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. ~ Coco Chanel ~
Men who have reach and passed forty five have a look as if waiting for the secret of the other world, and as if they were perfectly sure of having found out the secret of this one. ~ Benjamin Haydon ~
Every man who has lived for fifty years has buried a whole world or even two; he has grown used to its disappearance and accustomed to the new scenery of another act: but suddenly the names and faces of a time long dead appear more and more often on his way, calling up series of shades and pictures kept somewhere, ’just in case,’ in the endless catacombs of the memory, making him smile or sigh, and sometimes almost weep. ~ Alexander Herzen ~
Happy 50th Birthday!! Let’s crack open a bottle of prune juice. ~ Funny 50th birthday sayings ~
You’ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. Now if only the senility hadn’t wiped it all away. ~ Funny 50th birthday sayigns ~
Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday! ~ Funny birthday sayings ~
Happy 50th Birthday! Your wild oats have turned to porridge. ~ Funny 50th Birthday Sayings ~
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. Happy Birthday, you old fiddler. ~ Happy Birthday Phrases ~
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ~ Funny 50th Birthday Quotes ~
Being fifty takes stamina and endurance that even youth fails to offer. Happy Birthday! ~ Funny birthday sayings ~
A Few Funny Birthday Poems for that 50th Birthday! Funny 50th birthday quotes are not the only thing with which you can spice up your birthday card. Perhaps the lucky recipient of your mighty birthday effort might enjoy one of these happy birthday poems.
The first birthday poem below is rhyming, uplifting and funny, the second birthday poem is also rhyming while the humor is a lot more subdued, and the last birthday poem in this batch is not as such funny or witty but tries to embody an ambiguous mood of getting older:Goodness me are you really 50? And yet you’re still really quite nifty. Suppose now you’ll have to be Staid and refined, not unlike me So when, if ever, we go out downtown Who’ll get the job of playing the clown? I guess not us, we’ll be toeing the line. We’ll leave that to the youngsters, still 49. ~ Funny Birthday Quotes ~
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age ~ Richard Armour ~
I like spring, but it is too young. I like summer, but it is too proud. So I like best of all autumn, because its tone is mellower, its colors are richer, and it is tinged with a little sorrow. Its golden richness speaks not of the innocence of spring, nor the power of summer, but of the mellowness and kindly wisdom of approaching age. It knows the limitations of life and its content. ~ Lin Yü-tang ~Funny Birthday Sayings That Inspires the Birthday Child to Take Things Less Seriously One of the great things about getting older is the accumulating sensation of life’s perspective broadening all the time.
When getting older you stop paying that much attention to insignificant details and start measuring things, choices and possibilities in terms of their long term potential.
This ’bigger’ perspective on life also means taking many things less serious as you realize they actually don’t really matter that much. And when you realize their insignificance, you can laugh about it and yourself.
Here are some funny 50th birthday sayings and quotes that via the help of ’the bigger perspective’ will help the birthday child have a good laugh at his or her own situation and age:
There are numerous advantages to being fifty. Just ask any 80 year old. ~ Funny 50th Birthday Sayings ~
If you cannot do great things at 50, do small things in a great way. ~ Funny Birthday Phrases ~
50! Now is the time to make your mark on the world - explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make up your mind to take on exciting new challenges - right after your nap. ~ Funny 50th Birthday Sayings ~
Fifty is the age when you look back and smile at what you have achieved, frown at those missed opportunities, and release a slight chuckle at those moments. ~ Funny Birthday Phrases ~
I’m aiming by the time I’m 50 to stop being an adolescent. ~ Wendy Cope ~More Happy Birthday Phrases to Cement That Positive Attitude of Life Some people see 50 as their final resting point, as the era of life in which everything begins to go downhill. Every funny 50th birthday quote and all of the funny birthday sayings prove the opposite. 50th Birthday Toasts For Women
Your birthday friend or loved one is entering the point of his or her life in which everything is only going to improve.
Rather than being over the hill, in your birthday speech or birthday card you can emphasize that he or she has simply stormed the hill and taken it.
The rest of the birthday child’s life is his or hers, and no one can ever take away what has been learned.
The following funny 50th birthday quotes are perfect to remind your friend or loved on why the next 50 years are going to be amazing, and the funny birthday sayings and funny birthday phases below serve to adjust the right outlook on life:
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing. ~ Funny Birthday Phrases ~
At 50, you probably get muddled I’m the same, that’s how I know If you ever got lost, don’t worry Just change where you want to go ~ Jon Bratton ~
At 50 you now have realized Getting old isn’t fair And that it’s hard to make a comeback When you haven’t gone anywhere ~ Jon Bratton ~
The trouble with our age is that it is all signpost and no destination. ~ Louis Kronenberger ~
Not till the fire is dying in the grate look we for any kinship with the stars. Oh, wisdom never comes when it is gold, and the great price we paid for it was full worth. We have it only when we are half on earth, little avails that coinage to the old. ~ George Meredith ~
Preparation for old age should not begin later than one’s teens. A life which is empty of purpose till 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement. ~ Arthur E. Morgan ~
When you’re fifty, you start thinking about things you haven’t thought about before. I used to think that getting old was about vanity - but actually it’s about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial. ~ Joyce Carol Oates ~
One of the most important phases of maturing is that of growth from self-centering to an understanding of relationship to others. A person is not mature until he has both an ability and a willingness to see himself as one among others and do unto others as he would have them do unto him. ~ Harry A. Overstreet ~
You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. ~ Arnold Palmer ~
Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. What has puzzled us seems less mysterious, and the crooked paths look straighter as we approach the end. ~ Jean Paul Richter ~
When you are younger you are blamed for crimes you never committed, and when you’re older you get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out. ~ I. F. Stone ~

Whether 50 or 15, there is in every human being’s heart the lure of wonder, the unfailing childlike appetite of what’s next, and the joy in the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station; so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage, and power from men and from the infinite, so long you are young. ~ Samuel Ullman ~
Maturity is the ability to speak, think, and act your feelings within the bounds of dignity. The measure of your maturity is how spiritual you become during the midst of your frustrations. ~ Funny Birthday Phrases ~
Old age, calm, expanded, broad with the haughty breadth of the universe, old age flowing free with the delicious nearby freedom of death. ~ Walt Whitman ~
As you can see, the 51st year of life is something to be anticipated, looked forward to, and anxiously coveted.
The next year of the birthday child’s life is something that should be a time of joy and excitement. It’s a new year of learning and growing, and each year that will pass is another year in which the stores of experience have grown.
In this new year, encourage the birthday child to tap into those stores of experience to put to good use the abundance of wisdom that has been accumulated over the last half century.
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*Happy 50th Birthday! Here’s hoping that the next half-century of your life is as great as the first half!
*Congratulations, you are officiallyF abulous, darling!I ntelligentF unT errificY outhful!Happy 50th Birthday!
*Happy Birthday and cheers to you! My world is a better place for having had you in it, so here’s to many more happy and healthy years!
*Happy Birthday! Your first 50 has been incredible, so I cannot wait to see what the next 50 brings.
*Welcome to another chapter in your life. Happy 50th Birthday!Quotes 50th Birthday Wishes
*My birthday wish for you is that every unfulfilled dream you’ve had in the last 50 years will come true. Happy 50th Birthday!
*“By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.” and I hope that any remaining lessons are fun!
*It is said that, the man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. Happy birthday, and I hope that if you “wasted” those years, it was having fun!
*Happy Birthday! May you live the next 50 years with the same fun and great attitude as you did in the first 50!
*Happy 50th Birthday! I am so lucky to have you in my life– may you live to be 100.
*Happy 50th Birthday! I hope that your 50’s is as awesome as your 40’s was.
*“50 years: here’s a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren’t doing what you love, then what’s the point?” – Jim Carrey
*You’re halfway to 100. Way to go and happy birthday!
*“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.” – Frank Sinatra
*Happy 50th Birthday! You have come a long way, but have even further to go. Hope these years are more fun than ever.Friendship Quotes 50th BirthdaySassy 50th Birthday Wishes
*Don’t worry, those are not wrinkles, they are smile lines. Here’s wishing you many, many more before 60! Happy Birthday!
*Like fine wine, things get better with age; you my friend are nearly magnificent. Happy 50th Birthday!
*Happy 29th Birthday, for the 21st time! Happy Birthday, you Crazy Kid!
*How do you know you’re 50? The kid you babysat as a teenager is now your doctor. Happy Birthday…and get a checkup!
*Happy 50th! You may be able to turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again! Party like it’s 1999 tonight.
*Remember how exciting turning 10 was? Turning 50 should make you five times as happy! Happy 50th Birthday!
*Happy 50th Birthday! Don’t worry about your age, birthdays are really good for you. The more birthdays you have, the longer you live. Smile and enjoy!
*You are not 50, you’re just a teenager with 32 years of experience and smarts. Happy Birthday!
*Congratulations on today’s milestone!You…Look 29Feel 18Act 3—-That adds up to 50! Happy 50th!
*Happy 50th Birthday! You know, if you have not grown up by 50, you don’t have to! Just sayin….
*Happy Birthday! Drink, eat, and dance all you can stand! (But not too much, cuz you are fifty now!)
*Happy Birthday! You now have half a century of accumulated wisdom and knowledge…if you can remember any of it!
*Happy Birthday and Congratulations! You are 50! Smile…now while you still have teeth.
*Now that you’re 50, you have a lot of common sense, which is good because your other senses are not what they used to be. Happy Birthday!
*Happy 50th Birthday! You have come a long way and worked hard to get here; thank goodness the rest of your years will be sliding downhill.
*Happy Birthday! If life starts at 40, and 50 is the new 40– are you just a baby?Turning 50 Quotes 50th BirthdayNifty Fifty: Memorialize their Milestone!
Turning 50 is one of life’s major milestones, and it deserves all the inspirational words, love and sassy jokes you can muster! Seriously, don’t use ho-hum texts, boring eGreetings or rehashed drug store cards. Instead, opt for one of our sweet or silly birthday quotes to send your fabulously fifty friends over the hill with style! Below, you will find 30 of our best, and some of our funniest, words of wisdom to bestow– each is worthy of your favorite 50 year old, but only you can decide which one to use and how to deliver it. Aiming for sweet or sassy? Your choice…so take a look and wish them a Happy 50th Birthday with all the love or silliness they expect from you!
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